Before you could grab a cheap mask at the drug store, you had to make your own costumes. And some people weren’t very, well, good at it, especially in the pre-Pinterest world. Luckily, other peoples’ miscues provide plenty of nightmare fuel for us.
Scoliosis was a popular costume in the 50’s.
Some of these costumes are all over the internet as clickbait, but I thought I’d still throw up (pun intended) some of my favorites. And please send me any you find, too! (weirdxmas@gmail.com). I’ll post more as they come in this month.
There’s a story behind this that I don’t want to know.She can’t blink. Sad.Baba Yaga!Real guns. America!I know it’s an old, old picture. I still want to run away.And whose childhood are you ruining today?Probably not a Halloween costume. But, come on, this is too, too good.Apocalyptic sewer rat cosplay.We spread a message of doom.I…Wow.Intense chicken.“But, mom, it’s not finished yet!” “JUST GO OUTSIDE!”The put a mask on a bloated corpse.We dressed as Great Aunts Velma and Maureen.Do you think I’m sexy?Our plans now are final. We shall do this…That’s intense, disturbing commitment to a costume.
It’s hard to know sometimes what’s actually creepy, terrifying, odd, strange, or just misinterpreted. I’m sure many of these, especially the kid ones, were meant to be amusing. But a little anachronism never hurt anyone, right? RIGHT?
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