THANKSGIVING MEANS CORN. ONLY ALL-CAPS CAN EXPRESS HOW MUCH THANKSGIVING IS CORN. THANKSGIVING CORN MUST BE HUGE CORN. CORN CORN CORN! THIS CORN IS HUGE!
[UPDATE: Patrick McHale, the writer and show runner, was kind enough to chat with me, and you can read our conversation here.] [And, please, if
I’ll be honest: the Thanksgiving cards aren’t the most entertaining of the lot. Halloween cards can be ridiculous, but they’re already supposed to be creepy.