Children should not cook. They should REALLY not cook naked, or wearing only an apron.
And yet many Thanksgiving cards encourage them to do just that.
It’s breathtakingly irresponsible.
It starts by having to bring the bird to the kill site…while naked.
The next step is apparently having to kill the bird…while naked:
The next step is simply cooking the bird. Sometimes one naked child is up to the task:
At other times, two naked children are required:
Finally, a child must carve the bird…while wearing only an apron. But, basically, naked:
Some children do break with tradition and serve their creations while clothed.
In most cases, however, children who choose to serve while clothed prove themselves to be amateurs, as in this case, where the clothed cook somehow forgot to kill and cook the bird:
Notice, however, that clothed adults do not seem to perform any better:
But, truly, kids shouldn’t cook Thanksgiving dinner. That’s all I’m trying to say. So many things could go wrong:
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And at least some of the naked children have wings. Cherubs murder turkeys in their spare time, when not posing for Renaissance painters, of course. Thaksgiving is truly weirder than I thought
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