Awkward Halloween Pin-Ups

Pinups used to be all the rage. You know, before internet pr0n. Remember those dark days? Probably not.

But pinups were easy ways to get some eye-candy, and there were pinups for every occasion. We’re not quite talking Rule 34, but close enough. And even before the stupid sexy-costume-version-of-everything, Halloween was big on the minds of these vendors of vice.

What gets me, though, is how elaborate and odd some of the set ups were. Some of the pictures are so weird and distracting that you kinda forget there’s a scantily-clad sexpot in the middle. You’re too busy wondering, “What the hell is wrong with that pumpkin?” or “Why is she scolding a cat on a fence?”

Just odd. I was going to do a lot more commentary and actually post the names of the models out of respect. But I ran out of time…it’s frickin’ Halloween morning. I’ll fix it up for next year. But, for now…enjoy. Kinda.

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Nice…cat?
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Why is she winking? AND WHY IS IT SO BIG!?
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Is she scolding it because it’s whistling at her? I don’t really know.
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Big pumpkins. Get it? ugh.
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Don’t usually see witches in white boots.
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Showin’ that bony guy her goods.
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We can all agree this is just wrong.
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Secrets?
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Not suggestive of anything. Nope.
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The owl’s eyes are just hilarious.
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Not exactly the scariest pumpkin I’ve seen.
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Nope. Not creepy.

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Even Vera-Ellen…

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