New Year

Have a Smokin’ Christmas!

Tumblr’s the biggest social media following I’ve got, around 25k followers as I write this. (It was more before the Great Pr0n Purge of 2018,

NO TALK! NO BORINGNESS! STRAIGHT TO THE STORIES!!! (Except that the opening quote is from Celebrant by Michael Cisco. He’s awesome. He has nothing at

I’ve said many times that I’m in awe of Benito Cereno’s knowledge of Christmas history. And while I do say that to keep him coming

The New Year cards are just chock full of gnomes. You might even say it’s an infestation. I mean, sure, there are a lot of