Tumblr’s the biggest social media following I’ve got, around 25k followers as I write this. (It was more before the Great Pr0n Purge of 2018, but that’s another story.) I keep it mainly as the base of my card queue: I can upload a ton of cards all at once to Tumblr’s queue, and it’ll spit them out at regular intervals, which I then have cross-posted to everywhere else.
(Occasionally my over-elaborate setup means that not all the cards make it to Twitter or FB or whatever, so if you’re a completist, follow my Tumblr account here.)
I used to always do a “Challenge me to find something!” game over there where people could submit “Elephants!” or “Abusive uncles!” and I’d see if I could turn up cards about those things. It was fun, but I’d always get so behind that too many people got left out. I miss it, tho. So when someone just sent me a note asking if there were a ton of cards about smoking or tobacco, my first inclination was just to say “Yep!” and move on. I didn’t want to start a trend.
But then I started having fun distracting myself and procrastinating from editing the podcast (and also the other podcast) by looking for pics. And there were way too many to just put in a post. So @tobacconist, you win the jackpot. I had to write up a whole article because trying to do this as a Tumblr post would be stupid.
Here we go: “any smoking santas or otherwise tobacco related images perchance? 🥺” Lord, yes. Too many. This is just a sample of what I could find today.
First, there are tons of pics of Santa smoking a pipe. Here are some that strike me as a bit closer to the “weird” edge of things:
There’s a whole subgenre of smoking Santas where the smoke from his pipe is doing double duty, setting up another scene or spelling out a message:
Now once you get beyond Santa pics, there’s still plenty of shmoke to be shmoked. You get the occasional plain pipe card:
My favorite, of course, are all the Christmas cards with little kids smoking.
After that, all bets are off, and things just get wild:
Now, these aren’t cards of course, but there were so many wonderful Christmas cigarette ads that we have to share at least some of them:
And I’ll throw in a few more that just generally have “smoke” even if it’s not from pipes, cigarettes, or even tobacco:
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